Mare: in 10 words or less

Those of you who know me, you know that anything I do can NOT take 10 words or less. I think there's a clause in my contract that says I must babble and ramble on until someone duct tapes me (or is that hockey tape?) For those who are fortunate not to know me yet,,, thank your lucky stars and just RUN *l* If on the other hand, you really want to get to know one of the most infuriatingly subborn person you've ever met, or just have a rather morbid sense of curiousity -- by all means, dive right in!

I'm a 23 year old from Edmonton, Alberta. And I just had the best b-day ever -- thanxx Chelle!!! It was a blast :) Let's just hope I don't 'make the cut' *l* "I'll have a Cowboy to go, thank you! Oh, that's not what they meant?" Anyway,,,, I'm in my last semester at the University of Alberta, and will graduate with a bachelor of commerce degree from the Faculty of Business. Yeah me! :~ My major is accounting and my minor is finance,,, for whoever cares *grin*. I spend most of my time working and studying these days (and then there's that little thing called hockey *l*), not much more time to goof around on here anymore,,, *pout* I took up white water kayaking last year, after going on a couple of rafting trips for the past two summers. It's a blast but I've been so busy with school that I haven't had time to really pursue it as of yet. That and it's bloody expensive to boot! I'm not sure what I will do once I graduate, take over the world, I suppose. There's really nothing else to do ;) Yeah, OK -- freak! So if you really have nothing better to do, read on about things that make me smile and stuff I like to do!

Colours I'd like to paint my life with:
Blue and Silver

Lucky Numbers:
6, 10, 18

Zodiac:
Taurus -- and boy, am I ever the spitting image! -- Stubborn, Posessive, Loves Comfort,
Can be extreemly lazy, Loyal, Sensible & Realistic (ok, those two can be debated at times
*l*), Dependable, Constant, Relentless & Persistent (do the words give up mean anything to
you? Hell no!), Affectionate,,,, the list goes on but yeah, it totally fits me. Except that I
perhaps might be a little more outspoken and outgoing,,, and I'm not exactly a patient person
:) Just ask Amber -- when am I getting my surprise already?!?!?! When I want something,,,
I want it NOW :) Oh, and just one more -- I am the definition of subtlety and inconspicuosity.
No really, I am! *l* ,,, and I can't spell to save my life!

Claims to Fame:
My Pepsi Can theory. It's complicated (the world is a Pepsi can) and I came up with it
at 1am around a campfire, after one to many six-packs -- but hell, no one can come up
with a valid argument why it can't be that way!
1am talks -- man, some of those have been scary
Not having the combined brain power to make a moron :)
I can cook! *l* No, really, I can!
The best friend anyone could ask for in the whole world, 2 -- you know who you are!
All-time farm team *l* Come on, Jod,, we're almost done!

What I love about summer:
It's still light out at 10 at nite, the river isn't frozen, and thunderstorms.

What pisses me off about summer:
It's already light at 5am! and the bloody birds who decide to wake up when I crawl on home.

What I love about winter:
HOCKEY, HOCKEY, HOCKEY,,, oh, and the snow :) and how beautiful everything is out there

What pisses me off about winter:
I live in Canada and you need to ask???

What I'd like to eat everyday:
Chocolate *l* no, seriously, KEG size mudslides!!! :) Along with a good ol' rare Alberta
beef filet mignion steak, mashed potatoes and,,, broccoli!

What you will find my watching every weekend:
HOCKEY and FOOTBALL

What you will find me doing when I'm done watching the above:
skiing in the winter and spending the day at the beach in the summer

What I love to study:
History (esp. european up to 16th c.)

What I hate to study:
Accounting *lol* I swear, it used to be fun!

Favourite Hockey Teams:
WHL - Red Deer Rebels, Tri-City Americans , Calgary Hitmen
OHL - Barrie Colts
NHL - San Jose Sharks, Dallas Stars , Tampa Bay Lightning,
Anaheim Mighty Ducks , Colorado Avalanche

Favourite Hockey Players:
NHL - Mike Modano, Patrick Marleau, Derian Hatcher, Martin Brodeur, Billy Ranford, Owen Nolan,
Stephane Yelle, Peter Forsberg
WHL - Stephen Peat, Kevin Marsh, Brad Stuart, Shawn McNeil, Brad Moran, Dustin
Schwartz, Kenric Exner, Alex Fomitchev,,, ya want more? *l*
QMJHL/OHL - Roberto Luongo, Daniel Tkaczuk, Rico Fata
ex-WHLers - Terry Lindgren, Pete Vandermeer, Pete Leboutillier, Neil Johnston,
Jason Norrie, Mike O'Grady

Favourite Football Teams:
NFL - Dallas Cowboys, Minnesota Vikings, Denver Broncos
CFL - Edmonton Eskimos (all the way, baby!)

Favourite Football Players:
NFL - Troy Aikman! Terrell Davis, Randy Moss
CFL - Willie Pless, Shannon Myers
ex-players - John Elway *sniffles* and Malikia "I have to play in the snow?" Griffin

Movies I've watched so many times I can quote:
Slapshot, Tombstone, Search for the Holy Grail, Empire Records

Movies I never get tired of watching:
The Cutting Edge, Top Gun, Jerry McGuire, Major League 3, G.I. Jane, Scream

Music I fall asleep to:
Sister Hazel, Brandy, Blessed Union of Souls, Wide Mouth Mason, Jean-Jacques
Goldman (see, I'm cultured *l*)

Music I drink to:
Captain Tractor, Bloodhound Gang, Prozzak, The Offspring

Music I listen to until everyone else is so sick of it:
Garth Brooks, Our Lady Peace, Econline Crush, Letters to Cleo, The Tea Party

Others:
Big Wreck, Sixpence None the Richer

Songs that will always touch my heart:
The Dance -- Garth Brooks
Have you ever -- Brandy ( I knew that! *l* -- thanks Kendall)
Jelly -- Blessed Union of Souls
This nite won't last forever -- Sawyer Brown
I do, but I don't -- Tim McGraw

Songs that will always make me smile:
Just Once -- David Lee Murphy
Sugar, Sugar -- The Beattles
Sucks to be you -- Prozzak
Frozen Puck to the Head - Captain Tractor
Sweat, a la la la la long -- Inner Circle

Favourite Authors:
Tami Hoag, Anne Rice, Shakespeare, Christopher Pike, John Grisham, Johanna Lindsey, Piers Anthony.

Good luck:
Getting me out of bed pre-noon on weekends.

Easiest thing to do:
Talking me into a roatrip to go catch a game.

Pet Peeves:
People who take my CDs and Movies out of ALPHABETICAL order! *lol*
People who can't be straight upfront
How the world doesn't seem to realize it's supposed to revolve around me (or at least
in the vacinity of me!) *grins*
People who try to get me out of bed pre-noon on weekends *l*

Man I'd like to have handcuffed to my bed (aka 'Flavour of the Month') :
Terrell Davis ( Past Winners -- and damn it, it IS an honnour!)

Woman I'd like to have handcuffed to my bed:
*lmao* Get real!!!!! ,,, just wanted to see if you were paying attention.

Favorite Quotes:
"Whatever helps you sleep at nite." -- Amber R. :)
"Damn baby you look good, does your mama let you date?" -- 2
"Life is made up of the chances you take" -- 6 (moi!)
"The shortness of your temper is inversly proportional to the number of
consecutive days you spill breakfast on yourself." -- 6
"Courage is only one drink away!" -- like I'd admit to that one *l*
"Clever people solve problems, wise people avoid them." -- Albert Einstein
"Would the child you were be proud of the adult you are?" -- Arthur Anderson
"Freakin' Brendl" -- Anyone NOT cheering for Calgary :)
"2 & 6 - together, they get drunk!" -- 2 & 6, duh!
"Suck it!,,,,, please?" -- saskatchewan ppl :)
"Get out, Get out, Get out!" -- 2
"Get in, Get in, Get in!" -- 6
"Sometimes she thinks in french, sometimes she thinks in english, but most of the time
she doesn't think at all." -- 2 (wench! *l*)

Lyrics that make me think twice:
it sounds better in french, of course,,, but you'll have to bear with the
translation I guess :)
"Aux malentendus, aux mensonges, ` nos scilences
To misunderstandings, to lies, to our silences
A tous ces moments que j'avais cru partager
To all those moments that I thought I shared
Au phrases qu'on dit trop vite et sans qu'on les pense
To the things we say too quickly and without thinking them through
A celles que je n'ai pas osies
To those that I didn't dare
A nos actes manquis
To our missed deeds

A tous les murs que je n'aurais pas su briser,
To all the walls that I didn't know how to shatter
A tout c'que j'ai pas vu tout prhs, juste ` ctti
To all that I didn't see so close, right beside me
Tout c'que j'aurais mieux fait d'ignorer
To all that I'd been better off to ignore
,,, ` nos actes manquis"
To our missed deeds

-- A nos actes manquis - J.J. Goldmamn

"And I don't give a damn if you don't like me,
'cause I don't like you 'cause you're not like me."
-- Shut Up - Bloodhound Gang

"Have you ever found the one,
You've dreamt of all your life
You'd do just about anything
To look into their eyes"
-- Have You Ever - Brandy

My goal in life:
To wake up everyday with a smile on my face, whatever that takes.

Reason why I do anything in life:
Because I can. :)

Things that always bring a smile to my face:
Koosh Balls, Lifesaver suckers, Binoculars, Car Washes, Sugar, Hockey season tickets *l*, American Eskimos, Apple Pie, Sunday Nite Grocery Trips to Safeway, Sin Bins, Renegades, The Lions, Jell-o Shooters, Little White Towels, Popcorn Vendors, Jelly Bellies, Frogs, ABC -- anything but calgary, IKEA, Trolls, Mr. Ed, Suitcases, Twisted Pickles, Chia Pets, "The Park", Sawyer's Tom, Farm Teams.

Odds and Ends that I love:
Tight Ends (get it, odds and ends? Ah, never mind!), White Tuplips in the Spring, The Smell of Rain, The Smell of fresh cut grass, Lilacs, Curls, Stars, Scars, Hot White Sand.

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