My Pick up Lines Page

Hmmmm, ok, so some of you have actually taken the time to send me some lines...I've put up some of the best ones on here. I hope you keep them coming....I'm open to suggestions and all, and what I'm really looking for is original lines, not the lame ones we've heard a thousand times. So get your creative chip thinking! *grin*

Are THOSE real??

NOW BITCH!

Drop 'em!

Bite me!

Can I please be your slave tonite?

You're like a champion Bass, I don't know whether to eat you or mount you.

Say baby, I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I'd sure like to make your bedrock!

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?

Do you ave any Irish in you? Would you like some?

I'd slay a thousand dragons for one night with you...but since they don't exist we

can skip that little formality...

I know milk does a body good, but how much have you been drinking?

Why, yes I'm Norman, would you like me to invade you?

Get ready to be plowed!

I wanna drive you like someone else's new car.

Do you take VISA?

Can you kiss me in french?

I'll make you rush like Niagra falls

Yeah, you'll do.

Say, I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

Can I flirt with you?

So....how am I doin'?

All those curves and me with no breaks...

Say, that's a nice dress, can I talk you out of it?

I'm lost, can you give me directions to your heart?

If you have any brilliant ideas or comments, please feel free to mail them to me at [email protected]